A Collection of My Schizophrenic Thoughts

A Collection of My Schizophrenic Thoughts I'm Nik.
I'm sarcastic, I'm cynical, I carry a very black humor and a general disregard, disdain, and disrespect for everything.
I write, I philosophize, I brood.
That's me.

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giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.
woodendreams:

(by Chris Muir)

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woodendreams:

(by Chris Muir)

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(Source: thezombilife)

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(Source: -tateslangdon)

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(Source: rubyredwisp)

easycome-easy-go:

"Realize that everything connects to everything else."
— Leonardo da Vinci 

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easycome-easy-go:

"Realize that everything connects to everything else."

— Leonardo da Vinci 

(Source: illuminatizeitgeist)

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(Source: celadonlonghorn)

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dangerspace:

lemonmrnglghts:

ohhhdave:

kevwinchester:

cpropht:

wherewilltheducksgo:

im poor ill try it

ooohhh i have to try this

Sweet Jesus

breakwaves

EDDDDDDDDIEEEEE

hahahahaha you’re welcome for bringing these into your life TJ

OMG YES

(Source: wamwanfood)

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arroganceisnotmystyle:

wheresmyshoe:

Sometimes I like to remind myself the Starks were happy once.

*sobs loudly*

cybercitrus:

adults

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cybercitrus:

adults

(Source: retrowar)

infinitryproductions:

keahimakua:

mean moves

I’m totally into it.I’ll admit, I’m kinda wondering what the applicative capacity is; same time, pretty sick.

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infinitryproductions:

keahimakua:

mean moves

I’m totally into it.
I’ll admit, I’m kinda wondering what the applicative capacity is; same time, pretty sick.

(Source: salt4life)

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fnnickodeir:

Some of the cities in Essos

(Source: ariannsmartell)

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(Source: god-body)

"I become attached to people I shouldn’t. I distance myself from the people who matter. I am bad with people. I am good at being alone. But I hate being lonely."

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P.P.  (via bluebrrry)

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