I'm sarcastic, I'm cynical, I carry a very black humor and a general disregard, disdain, and disrespect for everything.
I write, I philosophize, I brood.
Reblogged from leedaygo
what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt
Wait there are toilets like that?
what an incredible experience it must be
im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt