A Collection of My Schizophrenic Thoughts

A Collection of My Schizophrenic Thoughts I'm Nik.
I'm sarcastic, I'm cynical, I carry a very black humor and a general disregard, disdain, and disrespect for everything.
I write, I philosophize, I brood.
That's me.

ironchancellorbismarck:

mechcanuck:

slumberblues:

siphersaysstuff:

WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE FINAL CUT.
Or even the Special Editions. This is GREAT.

C3PO YOU F*CKER

I have a new favorite Star Wars moment.

I love how the guy who opened the door is just like “it’s too late he was a dick any way no one will miss him I’ll just close this door”

Reblogged from tigerlily712

ironchancellorbismarck:

mechcanuck:

slumberblues:

siphersaysstuff:

WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE FINAL CUT.

Or even the Special Editions. This is GREAT.

C3PO YOU F*CKER

I have a new favorite Star Wars moment.

I love how the guy who opened the door is just like “it’s too late he was a dick any way no one will miss him I’ll just close this door”

you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?

Reblogged from tigerlily712

you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?

(Source: jaidefinichon)

Reblogged from tigerlily712

sktagg23:

Happy Easter.

(Source: stevenyeon)

"Who sees the human face correctly: the photographer, the mirror, or the painter?"

Reblogged from fiftyshadesof-haram

Pablo Picasso (via hannah-ydw-i)

(Source: s-stevens)

Reblogged from fiftyshadesof-haram

  • Family: *insults my weight*
  • Family: *insults my interests*
  • Family: *insults my friends*
  • Family: *insults my music*
  • Family: *judges me constantly*
  • Family: you're being so rude why aren't you spending time with us

Reblogged from leedaygo

ilovedora03:

youreworththesacrifice:

bowariella:

yungswaqq:

F*ck reblogging half naked girls, this is beautiful

for all the people who think they wont find someone to love them, flaws and all…

I can never not reblog this.

i will always reblog this,

(Source: mynameiscollins)

jesusiswhatthisworldneeds:

walkingthenarrowway:

xekstrin:


A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.
The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.
Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.
The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.
"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."
That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Since you have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me.

word…

Love this.

Reblogged from leedaygo

jesusiswhatthisworldneeds:

walkingthenarrowway:

xekstrin:

A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.

The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.

Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.

The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.

"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."

That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Since you have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me.

word…

Love this.

(Source: circuitfry)

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

Reblogged from leedaygo

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

(Source: wesleysnopes)

aloha-kiwii:

tropic-fiji:

possibly the cutest thing i’ve ever seen

^I agree! :)

Reblogged from smeedom

aloha-kiwii:

tropic-fiji:

possibly the cutest thing i’ve ever seen

^I agree! :)

So once upon a time, a very long time ago, I had an eyeliner phase. And @barbiedoll168 calls me ‘Panda’ to this day. xD

So once upon a time, a very long time ago, I had an eyeliner phase. And @barbiedoll168 calls me ‘Panda’ to this day. xD

Reblogged from tigerlily712

(Source: astrolocherry)

Reblogged from jenniwiththefer

giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.
woodendreams:

(by Chris Muir)

Reblogged from smeedom

woodendreams:

(by Chris Muir)

Reblogged from tigerlily712

(Source: thezombilife)

Reblogged from tigerlily712

(Source: -tateslangdon)